Feeling STRESSED!

Why not try the Napier Stress-free Lava Lamp (Pat. Pending). Just flick the switch and sit back, and relax.

It's the best cure for:

	Exam stress
	Debt problems
	Coursework blues
	Family problems
	and so on.

Coming soon:

	Virtual Bubble Paper (yes, there is a WWW site for this).
	Destroy Barney (the big purple dinosaur).