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SONGS I WROTE FOR MY KIDS
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of me, first)
Sonic (2.5MB)
Fudge Man (3.57MB)
Wild West Hero
(2.18MB)
Potato Head (3.2MB)
Cookie (2.89MB)
(well, my kids like them)
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My favourite actors are: Jim Cairy, Nicolas Cage,
Robin Williams and Jack Nicholson. I like films with a good
story, as you can probably tell from the list I've given below.
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Song
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Notes
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1
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Toy Story
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The best film ever. It was creative and
technologically advanced, and it has a story that constantly
surprised you. The best thing about the film was that it could
be enjoyed by both adults and children (and space aliens,
probably).
Best bits: So many to choose from,
but I would say:
- When Buzz and Woody are in the Space
Alien vending machine, with the 'Claw'.
- When Woody waves Buzzs' broken hand from
the window, and shows that it is not attached to Buzz.
- When Buzz greets the local natives.
- Speak 'n Spell.
- The injured toy soldier.
- and so on.
Watch out for Toy Story 2. It it's half as
good as the original, it'll still be worth it.
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2
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The Trueman Show
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An excellent plot, which is acted well by Jim Cairy.
Best bit:
- When someone jumps onto the film set.
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3
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City of Angels
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It’s all about an Angel (Nicholas Cage) who falls in love
with Meg Ryan (tut!). The only way that he can get her to see
him is to become human. The only catch is, is that he must
give up his eternal life for her
(Honest, the film’s really good). I love the music
and some of the images are amazing.
Best bits:
- The Angels on the beach watch the sun
coming up.
- The Angels sitting on a road sign watching the traffic.
- When Nicholas Cage jumps off the building.
- The Goo Goo Dolls music.
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4
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As Good As It Gets
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Jack Nic
olson is excellent in this one. A good story line which starts
off slowly and then builds to a fitting climax. It's one of
these films that you don't really expect much from it, but it
turns out to be excellent.
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5
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Face Off
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This film really surprised me. I wasn't
really expecting much from this film, but I loved it. The
story has so many twists that you feel as if you are on a
roller-coaster ride.
Best bit:
- Where Nicholas Cage meets himself (John
Travolta) in the prison.
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6
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Liar, Liar
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I love Jim Cairy. He is totally original and is very
funny, and he can really act. The ad-libs at the end of the
film are totally amazing and show that he has a real natural
talent.
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7
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Aladdin (Disney)
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Robin Williams is absolutely amazing in this film. I will
never get tired of watch the bit were he sing 'You ain't never
had a friend like me'.
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8=
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Ace Ventura
The Mask
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Silly, but very funny.
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9
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Something about Mary
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This film has got some of the funniest
moments ever in a film.
Best bits:
- The part where he has an accident in the
toilet (ouch!).
- The hair gel part.
- The dead dog scene (I know it doesn't
sound funny, but it's absolutely hilarious)
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10=
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Austin Powers: Man of Mystery
The Spy Who *$£% Me
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Crude, silly and very funny.
Best bits:
- '... one million dollars' (Dr Evil
in the first film).
- '... my father was a ... ' (Dr Evil in the first
film).
- '...www.zip.com' (Dr Evil to his son).
- '... I love you, Mini-me' (Dr Evil whispers to
Mini-me).
- '... one hundred billion dollars' (Dr Evil in the
second film).
- Dr Evil fighting with the KKK on the Jerry Springer's
show.
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11
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Man with Two Brains
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12
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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I read this book to my kids, so I really
love the film.
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13
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Blazing Saddles
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Very silly, very racist, but, very funny.
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14
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The Directors
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Excellent plot.
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15
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Carry on Camping
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Oh, err, Matron.
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